might as well just make a usb installer

Especially because of the risk that your extra-long install process might get interrupted by a glitch from your ISP.

31mph top speed, and you need to stop and wait for a day or two to recharge every 77 miles.

…

At that point, you might legitimately be making faster progress by riding a bicycle, even one carrying camping gear.

Top speed of 31mph, and with a camper on top, it will be even a bit slower than that. 77 miles of range also isn’t a lot for something you want to go camping in. If your campground is more than 38 miles from the nearest charger, you’re just shit out of luck – not to mention that your camper on top will also significantly reduce range…

Why can’t it have a real top speed like every other actual car?

They skimped out on safety and crumple zones in order to make it lighter and cheaper, but that makes it extremely unsafe at high speeds.

Ovipositors twice as long as the rest of their bodies

OwO

the kind of proposition you make when you think your customers are fucking idiots

To be fair, a huge proportion of customers – especially AI customers – are fucking idiots.

not a HV Denuvo bypass, but a full-on Denuvo removal

The only way to fly. And why pirating games is a better experience than actually paying for them.

My girl is only somewhat biodiverse, and the flowing water is warm. What do?

*felony charges, not federal.

It would only become federal charges if you’re doing something that brings it into federal jurisdiction, such as somehow conspiring across state lines to steal from walmart, or stealing from a walmart that’s located in DC or on an indian reservation.

And it’s Target that’s infamous for waiting and watching while they build up enough total thefts on your record to amount to felony theft charges. Though I certainly wouldn’t put it past other stores to do that. They don’t always do that, though, so you can’t count on being safe as long as you keep it under your state’s felony theft limit.

0x0 could also be allowed.

The only rule that makes sense.

stealing food is a high risk low reward, you might be lucky to get away with a few snacks in your pocket.

struggling desperate people aim for more expensive items that can be sold. Bluetooth headphones, smartphones…

True, but the risk of stealing food is often lower than the risk of stealing more expensive items, as more expensive items are often better secured and better covered by surveillance.

Just remember to steal smartly.

If you see someone stealing food anything at all from a corp,

no you didn’t.

You can catch the photons just fine without needing to go absurdly fast. Just put your hand in front of the flashlight beam, and you’ll catch lots of them.