I foster cats as well. They usually adopt me

If cats can love me, someone will love this cat.

I know I already do.

“Blurp” ~ Kevin Michael Ferrari (circa 2026)

The only strain I ever crossbred, I named “Brutus II”

MUC!

Just hang on a bit longer, the world will be describing their weight in stones and spelling things with “OU” instead of “O” in no time.

A quick death is a painless death.

Imagine living in a world in which the loudest people lead the human herd over the most jagged & sloppy proverbial cliff?

…oh, wait

The problem is people.

Is it genocide if we all die?

Only the cats will know.

Bursts through phone like kool-aide man, slams an awesome high-five

You, are indeed… RADICAL!

Don’t mind the unloaded attachment arm, the projictle is currently lodged in my trachea.

I haven’t made it yet.

Gotta get Mike or whomever owns the rights (probably Dusney) to allow me to do the sequel. Rights to screenplay first… Then we have to name the business that’s running crafty. Maybe “Foodstein Island”?

You can help if you want. How good are you at holding a camera?

Not all animals are slugs but all slugs are animals?

The time Musheen whurrs into a kickass blur

“Itz dun.”, says Kid Rock

All the sudden, a big fuckin’ man lookin’ lifted kickass truck pulls up. It has 5 sets of platinum truck nuts on the rear bumper. Marco Ruby-Yo is witnessed being lifted from the cab via drone.

Ruby-Yo lands and does a Naruto run to a nearby couch, which has… You guessed it…

Fruckin’ JayDee!

The crowd goes frickin wild and throws flags and bibles or whatever. Who cares.

Eventually, people get hungry and angry and uncomfortable enough where they have to eat everything that can’t run fast if they want to live.

The end.

Goes back in time

Fossilizes Lucy

I finally did it, we damned dirty bastardz!!"

Even though my mother broke a lot of wooden spoons on my ass & I’m a mess most days:

I like to remind myself that after several decades… she told me story (out of guilt) about her eventually stopping because I laughed & vomited on her feet.

Now who is a menopausal widow, you witch!! Lol. Love you, Mum.

[[bows with gratitude for encore]]

You liked my monotonous non-meno-song!!!

I feel appreciated, my spirit is strong!

Been hanging onto consciousness for a bit too long!

Turns out we shouldn’t drink the juice from a bong!?

I hope your day (or night) turns out great

Please excuse me while I go contemplate

Please teach kindness to those full of hate

Drink lots of water and always regulate

Great name!!! Mind if I do a song/poem/wordthang??? Pretty please???

A non monotonic function to the back of the brain

Lifting one thumb, but two is the same

I prefer the right one

But the left is just fine

Who are you to tell me of my brain 69?

Slurgush burgle opislorp, I have but one bignal

Is a nonmonotonic smorgasbord more than one signal?

Chorus (dancing) (jumping) (spinning bits)

Agreed.

I don’t even need III.

The rule doesn’t apply to ‘T2’.

If you were to ask me: ‘Aliens’ & ‘Thankskilling III’ (technically, there is no II, as III is… nevermind. No spoilers.)