mrfugu [he/him, any]

The Académie Mignon has determined your legs are too long please report to le Ministère des Jambes for correction.

Haha yeah power scaling is pretty dumb

Ferrets are cool and cute in certain ways but I cannot fathom how they’d be better than a cat at any job be it pest control or therapy pet.

And that’s not even considering the differences in care costs, ferret-proofing, waste cleaning. Making a child clean up ferret waste instead of having a cat with a normal litter box is so cruel and pointless.

no no feel free to keep going

Maybe get a dewgem. Crawl on that and it’s over