Bonus word… minge
we’ve got a lot of words for being drunk
rat arsed
pissed
shit faced
sozzled
sloshed
mortal
hammered
paralytic
plastered
wankered
smashed
and I also quite like what we say if you kicked something very hard (e.g - a football) - c*nted
You forgot trollied
gobsmacked
also love their insults: prat, knob, bell end
Gormless
You are without gorm. Your gorm levels? 0
Not quite gormless but very far from gormful
I consider myself midgormed
Wankers! WANKERS!
I thought “lollipop men” was just a funny Daphne thing from Fraiser till they said it seriously on Taskmaster.
Never heard Norks in my life. Apparently its Australian?
Australians are just deep fried brits
Smack barm pea wet
Looks fokken minging!
Tha’s a proppa butty
Pillock
brambly blossets
“Minge” is such an instant turn off word, sounds like a medieval torture device or something.
My vote is “crisps”.
Yeah, norks is also unpleasant, but “minge” is just downright gross.
Love me some wash your sister with sauce crisps
Spot o char
Isn’t the origin of that just the Chinese word for tea? I feel like of all the words to loan from China, their word for tea makes a lot of sense to steal.
