Btw, Epstein files.
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Start aquaculture farm in reflecting pool
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Raise the shittiest shrimp in the universe
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Brand them Freedom 250 Prawns
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Let business partners buy them at huge markup
This is all so easy
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Tadpoles.
The ensuing frog plague upon the capital would be a nice little bonus.
On the plus side, no more mosquitoes!
Oh no, that’s a separate treatment: salamander larvae. Fortunately they cohabitate with tadpoles quite harmoniously.
I will dress up as moses and scare the shit out of hegseth
Why? Water temperature
I’m voting for the introduction of shrimp and silver carp!
Oyster Farm has my vote
Just accept your inner American and make it a car park.
Drag strip for jet skis, let’s gooooo
No not the mall at DC, one of the only car-free places in the USA along with Disney World
Only because the cars at Disney World get their own park
Cock fighting arena it is then!
How many cocks do I have to fight at once?
You could probably do four if you go middle out.
Toe to toe, tip to tip.
Either one hundred foot one or a hundred one foot ones.
Jet ski parking
Leading to the Duat.
amber waves
Rewilding that ugly pool area would be an amazing project.
While I get what you’re putting down, the reflecting pool is (in the not shitty timeline) actually a beautiful piece of art.
Why not add some secondary side pools joined by underground channels with some very gentle induced flow beneath the surface? Those side pools could act like like living filters and bring some wildlife to boot.
Is this trump’s the Green New Deal?
Well his Iran war resulted in more purchases of solar panels globally than anything any other President has ever done.
Maintain the Swamp
reeds are invasive though.
Fine. Bamboo, then.
no i insist on pampasgrass
There are native reeds in NA: " three separate lineages occur in North America – one endemic and widespread (the native), one from Europe (the introduced invasive), and one whose nativity is currently unclear which occurs across the southern U.S. from California to Florida and into Mexico and Central America (the ‘Gulf Coast’ type)." https://bugwoodcloud.org/mura/mipn/assets/File/Educational Resources/Phragmites Field Guide.pdf
They could probably find a native cordgrass and plant a perimeter of it around the pool to pretty decent effect I’d say.
At this point I’m surprised Trump isn’t proposing that we make our flag colors red, white, and algae green.
That’s Iran’s flag 1
