Speaker [e/em/eir]

When you are near, appear far. When you are eepy, draw eyes on your eyelids so no one can tell.

Mission reward: a dye cosmetic for an armor piece you’ll never use and 45USD.

Surely this is indistinguishable from the just-bangers flavour, unless the English are making the mash in some characteristically fucked English way.

And what’s your plan for all these carnivorous plants that are apparently asleep on the job in the face of an aphid infestation?

Name of my dream pop album and the extended-cut sex tape/interpretive dance recording that accompanies it.

Narrow urethra makes it hard to WEBP

technical incident

I read these words, I hear “hypersonic missile launched from the back of a pickup truck”.

I have extremely funny news on that note: https://appellate.courts.ca.gov/district-courts/2dca/bio/armen-tamzarian

The Westoid brainpan cannot conceive of a people capable of restraint or humanity above short-term military gain.

All
Batman
Does is
Lie