Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoOhio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senatorwegotthiscovered.comexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down10
arrow-up192arrow-down1external-linkOhio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senatorwegotthiscovered.comYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-squareCliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoHow do you think little shreks are made
minus-squareBeaver [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoI assumed via bulb multiplication, much like an onion
minus-squarechgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-21 day agoIt’s an infectious disease. That’s why kissing Fiona turned her into a Shrek too.
minus-squareLe_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoone of the onion layers falls off and grows into a new ogre
minus-squaremicrofiche [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agowell you see, when two shreks love eachother very much
minus-square30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoMitogresis
How do you think little shreks are made
I assumed via bulb multiplication, much like an onion
From having shrex
It’s an infectious disease. That’s why kissing Fiona turned her into a Shrek too.
one of the onion layers falls off and grows into a new ogre
well you see, when two shreks love eachother very much
Mitosis?
Mitogresis