Fuck these fucking AdBlock crybaby websites
And they say journalism is dead
Shrekland makes its triumphant return!
Dave in shambles
lmao this brings back memories
What kind of garbage article is this, didn’t even show us Shrek dong
i think the correct term is shrong
Really hope this doesn’t get absorbed into this site’s culture. I’m getting hit with PPB friendly fire almost daily as it is.
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If I see a single Shrek penis I’m killing everyone in the thread and then myself.
you’re safe, Shrek is married (so his penis is also married)
Doesn’t prevent shrek revenge porn.
They were technically married in Dulock, so I think that’s covered by law
You should be allowed to harass politicians. Shrek junk barely constitutes harassment as well, it’s not like he sent a pic of his own dick or one of an existing person, it’s a fictional ogre’s fictional hog.
If shrek hog isn’t free speech what even is
You all said contacting your senator does nothing, but have you considered you can just send them a
sized jpg of enormous green dingdong?Ok which one of you was this
It was the Rooster. I’m out here and he does a bunch of corruption reporting and spends his day tracking down state representatives and hounding them.
Is this why it’s been so long since we’ve seen Shitbird?
Shitbird is conflicted because they can remain at large or save poor innocent Lugi Mangione from trial
Can’t believe Dave won an election
Changed their name to Shrockbird
Yes Apollo! Wanna earn a Pisnack?
I volunteer to be “that guy.”
I had no clue shrek has genitals. Learn something everyday.
How do you think little shreks are made
I assumed via bulb multiplication, much like an onion
It’s an infectious disease. That’s why kissing Fiona turned her into a Shrek too.
From having shrex
one of the onion layers falls off and grows into a new ogre
well you see, when two shreks love eachother very much
Mitosis?
Mitogresis
Senator Jupiter declined to comment further on the reasons for the arrest
