The crabs are warming up, Cocaine Mitch.
Hope he suffers
He’s been in and out of hospitals and stumbling around, right? He’s kind of suffering. Personally I’m hoping for a swift end to his suffering
i’m personally hoping for a slow and agonizing end to his suffering
I hope he gets the same treatment that he advocates his poorest constituents in Appalachia receive.
I hope he keeps seeing that spooky specter of death that keeps making him freeze up and glitch out on camera.
Please people, test your coke
Before and after you blow up the mine.
Escorted to the land of wind and ghosts by his sister in law who died from tesla lock in syndrome in a river.


i’ve had my hopes up before, tell me when he’s actually dead.
This reminded me of the health woes of Rudy Giuliani and Jordan Peterson. Haven’t heard about them since they were both in critical condition last month. Are they dead yet?
Peterson is always in a life or death battle lmao

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Giuliani recovered, unfortunately.
He’s no longer ayetalian?
You can live much longer with Stage 4 Italianity these days.
Fuck

im cravin crab cake
Every time I hear news about this guy I’m reminded that he is still alive. I suppose he’s some kind of immortal lich king at this point and can never truly die.
Every time I hear news about him, I swear it’s about how he’s been hospitalized, yet he still lacks the decency to die already.
Still can’t believe he didn’t shatter into pieces when he decided a fall was preferable to getting asked questions by press
fingers crossed
not hospitalized enough
Not morgued enough
too hospitalized
He’s already done just about all of the damage he’s capable of doing. At this point, the only thing left for him is to suffer as a way to face consequences for that damage before he shoves off.
I think about that story that Mitch McConnell for years would eat apple sauce for breakfast, mashed potato for lunch and ham and gravy for dinner.
Being an evil lich who solidly prevented even the mildest of milquetoast neoliberal quasi-progressive changes and eating like a baby.
That’s just one meal spread across three???
He eats that same thing every day?
It’s kind of incredible how so many of the worst people on earth just never seem to enjoy anything in life, not even a nice meal.
It’s cause they are not really alive. They are terrible miserable people who do terrible miserable thing to each other. All the money and power in the world and they wouldn’t know joy if it came up and hug them. (Joy slapping people seems out of character)
Every day for decades.
(Probably has dentures which plays a part but still)
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